Top 10 Ipsums

A lot of times developers (and designers) are forced to write a lot of text to show how their app, websites and other products will look like when text is entered. Just the other day I stumbled upon Bacon ipsum and that got me thinking, we need a list of Ipsums.

1. Bacon Ipsum

Bacon ipsum

Our thoughts:
We at Codebrainer recommend that you use this ipsum when pitching an idea to a known vegetarian. That is, if you don’t want the job. :)

Salami leberkas venison pork chop tail. Cow turducken shankle, boudin venison ham ground round t-bone.

Bacon Ipsum



2. Hipster Ipsum 


Our thoughts:
If you are sitting in a coffee shop and reading this blog than I think this one is for you, yes you. There is a 50 % chance that the person reading this blog is a hipster. Who else has the time to read blogs anyway. 

"Post-ironic actually squid tumeric knausgaard, scenester pickled polaroid retro cloud bread stumptown."

Hipster Ipsum



3. Beer Ipsum


Our thoughts:
With words that describe your favourite brew you can never go wrong. And when it’s time to enter the real text it will be hard replacing those sweet words with some gibberish.

"The beer pours hazed amber, topped with a very tightly laced creamy head. This traps some biscuity tannin aromas for the nose, framed with floral and wood."

Beer Ipsum



4. Coffee Ipsum


Our thoughts:
For those few, who don’t like beer they can use this tasty words, which describe your favourite coffees. So indulge on caffeine and be awake forever.

"Beans a chicory kopi-luwak cappuccino, half and half turkish, dark iced mug macchiato doppio flavour carajillo viennese arabica, aftertaste plunger pot java acerbic variety."

Coffee Ipsum



5. Cat Ipsum 


Our thoughts:
To be honest we were searching for a dog ipsum and found this instead. If you are a cat lover than this ipsum is for you, for all dog lovers use Cupcake Ipsum.

Always hungry mewl for food at 4am. Favor packaging over toy. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food,

Cat Ipsum



6. Cupcake Ipsum


Our thoughts:
You can't go wrong with this one. Everybody loves cupcakes, let them spend hours searching for the best flavour.

Dragée bear claw sesame snaps chocolate cake. Apple pie fruitcake soufflé cotton candy chocolate tiramisu liquorice. Jelly-o tart pudding icing cake. Sesame snaps jelly dragée cookie pie sweet roll oat cake tart macaroon.

Cupcake Ipsum



7. Veggie Ipsum


Our thoughts:
This is our alternative to Bacon Ipsum for some it goes hand in hand, for others they are not to mix.

Gumbo beet greens corn soko endive gumbo gourd. Parsley shallot courgette tatsoi pea sprouts fava bean collard greens dandelion okra wakame tomato. Dandelion cucumber earthnut pea peanut soko zucchini.

Veggie Ipsum



8. Pirate Ipsum


Our thoughts:
It's wild out there and we must be prepared to be shipwrecked for a year or two on some island. For all lost programmers with sunburn.

Clipper no prey, no pay flogging run a rig heave down Brethren of the Coast brig grog gangway hardtack. Hail-shot hearties barque bowsprit yardarm nipperkin black jack draught yo-ho-ho measured fer yer chains. Sail ho Davy Jones' Locker prow pirate ho booty poop deck splice the main brace broadside Cat o'nine tails.

Pirate Ipsum




9. Slipsum


Our thoughts:
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would not use this ipsum. And you will know My name is Codebrainer when I lay My vengeance upon thee. :D

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.




10. Bavaria Ipsum 


Our thoughts:
Pretzels, beer and oktoberfest, all great in September. Learn to speak German building apps and websites.

Bavaria ipsum dolor sit amet a Prosit der Gmiadlichkeit no nix Gwiass woass ma ned ned singan griasd eich midnand wolpern i a so a Schmarn Freibia. Kimmt vasteh Bladl, fias Edlweiss des is hoid aso Diandldrahn bittschön.

Bavaria Ipsum